I got a tortured mind
And my blade is sharp
A bad combination
In the dark
If I killed a man
In the first degree
Baby, would you, would you flee with me?
Clever way of getting his features in there
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
i wasnt gonna reblogg but then
Daddy, can we please make the cute little bear cakes and buttcakes?!?
25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
The conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.
'I dont think he's 100% gay, but I also dont think he's 100% straight'
is it that fucking hard to say the B word
I know what you are
Say it. Out loud.
This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.
THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to